JEWS RUN THE WORLD!!! WHY THAT'S OK

I want to start by saying I do not in any way support the nation of Israel, I believe there is a difference between being a Jew and being a Zionist. Jews believe in the Old Testament, and while God did technically commit a few genocides in that one, we live in a more civilized age, and now only evil people support genocide. Jews are not evil. I'm here to tell you why they are friends! And why they SHOULD rule over us!

Look at these happy go lucky fellas! While yes, Jewish people are statistically overrepresented among the wealthy, that does not mean that all Jews are. 44% of Jews live in households that earn at least $100,000, that leaves about 56% of Jews who live below that level! Plus, Jews are not the only ones who are wealthy, have you ever been to an Evangelical Christian megachurch? Most people there are filthy rich, and give like half of their salary to Joel Osteen or Kenneth Copeland or whatever, which leaves them with like one bajillion dollars left to spare.

Jewish people love family. They even have a celebration called Bah Mitzvah, which is a coming of age Jewish tradition for children in the family. I'd love to go to one someday! Who else can we agree to rule over us, than a people who love great family dynamics. Very American!

I hope I have convinced you at least just a little bit about accepting the fact that the Jews running things has actually been turning out pretty good. Financially savvy, family oriented, cool haircuts, what else could you want!