F.A.Q

My name is Emiliano Melo. Born in Galveston but raised in The Woodlands, TX (A.K.A. The Hoodlands). I'm a lil 5'7 Hispanic dude that likes to explore, listen to Daft Punk, go on side quests, and drive a lot. Currently I am 20 years old but this might change in the future...

Well I really like movies so let's start with that, which would have to go to The Prince of Egypt. Favorite band is Daft Punk. Favorite TV Show is The Sopranos. Favorite food is Barbacoa Tacos. Favorite Song is Ode to the Mets by The Strokes. Favorite game is Disco Elysium. Favorite color is gold (the solid color not the gradient). Favorite bug is praying mantis.

It's both! Hopefully people can tell when I'm playing a character and when I'm not, but I really like goofing around, so most likely it will be some form of satirical commentary. Not everything is just humor however, some of it is my beliefs, but you'll have to contact me if you want to learn more, I don't like putting disclaimers or anything on my stuff.

Yes, hopefully you get the chance because I have paparazzi crowding me all the time, but yes I would graciously abide your request.

My number is literally in my contact me page right below this dingus.

Everything depends, but my goal is to blog at least once or twice every week, if not more. My brain is filled with a lot of ideas so be prepared. Many new additions will be added to the website as well, like this F.A.Q. Page! So stay tuned, and subscribe to the newsletter!