WHY DO THE QUEBECOIS SUCK SO MUCH?

This is a question many of us have to grapple nowadays, why do the Quebecois just suck so much culo? Well in this blog post, I will tell you why.

Ask yourself this question first, in the glorious country of Canada, full of its own culture, life, and people, why do we need to add Frenchness to it? Why ruin such a uniform culture for another one that is objectively worse? This is genuinely baffling to me.

Why do they need to be such dicks about the French language as well. Did you know that in Quebec (and ONLY in Quebec, not even France), Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) is Poulet Frit Kentucky (PFK)? Just why would they feel the need to do that those smug bastards.

One of the most famous Quebecois is none other than Twitch streamer XQC, known for being a goddamn idiot. Just listen to this man speak, it's like a caveman enunciating words for the first time. Have you even seen this MF trying to create music on FL Studio?? Like bro ain't getting outta the trenches (trenches being the whole province of Quebec).

Overall, I do think we should let the Bloc Quebecois (political party in Canada whose sole purpose is trying to make Quebec sovereign) just win and try to make themselves independent. They'll see with the combined IQ of 3 and four quarters of their citizens how quickly a state can go from prosperous to fire and brimstone.

I hate Quebec.